fredag 16. desember 2011

Crazy man from Asia tries to eat his own face. This technique was developed by the Mayan Empire and passed onto generations of old people, the whole process takes 97 days from start to finish.
Some poor guy roaming the streets ended up getting a bat stuck in his faces, a shocking turn of events as the mans only purpose was getting a hamburger.

Paraguyan flubberface at the age of 16.

lørdag 26. november 2011

U said u wanted faces? A trait here for all you facelovers out there that knows how to appreciate a good face. From Belarus' Facial Expression Supreme Competition 2009.
In a perfect world, this guys face wouldn't look like a giant thumb.
This brotha sure toughed up his face before he faced the photograph. Look how much fluid the face decides to centralize in the mouths.
U have to be a FACEMASTER to quickly recognize the hyperrealisticwrinkledFace in this pic. Its down there at the bottom.
The aging that ravaged in the middle of Sir Sean Connery's face during the 1970s took a high toll - Eyeshrink in the middle of tha face, doesnt matter if ur a Sir or not when it comes to this..
Classic meltdown between ball & face.

This mustache was originally designed to take over the World, but fell in love with Flippo McAllister here, and has remained in his face ever since they ate dinner at Thanksgiving( At Flippos place).
Some wicked nasty 3D technology from a paralell universe was used to map this face - You think it's a mouse, but then u go like " hey, somethings wrong but I don't know exactly what" and then several weeks later when u stumble back into this u go like "Holy mama its actually a rat!" But guess what? The Rapid abyss of Technology has tricked you yet again, this is actually a real persons FACE that are ingeniously morphed into the mouseface!
Making several different faces by attaching fists into random places in the center of the face.
Carrotface? I think so.

onsdag 5. oktober 2011

Sometimes, faces go wrong. When trying to warp into another dimension and failing in it, the face may come back as a humiliating mutation of numerous faces from these. A horrid nightmare of the faces that maybe our ancestors wanted to be.
Two mustached face? No thanks. Haha, just kidding, its not a mustache its his eyebrows LOLz!
This mans age has delivered faces to all over the globe. eventually, it started to drip faces onto his own body, see the proudness in this bodyface and gaze upon the sunset of chaos.

tirsdag 20. september 2011

Woha! Someone sure took the saddles off this face!!

Boxing makes the face experience adventures that seemed impossible to imagine!
Back in Kongo, some people have their skulls stolen from their faces, leaving their face with nothing but and empty skinshell.
impressive how a face actually ends up provokating you, when trying to obtaion the opposite. Damn, this face could make Satan himself turn away for some seriouz vomiting!!

Some faces are born without brows. Sympathy makes the face go shopping for replacements, in this case some damn ugly branches.

lørdag 16. april 2011

Boxing. It reveals several stances in the face unknown to the most of humanity, producing facemodes at an incredible rate. Here is a caption of a Frapfaceflipper with water.

Some guy from the Dexter series setting up a face to intensify his appearance.
"WOW man! Is that baloon about to hit me FACE?!?"
In India they have cricketfaces. These faces tend to appear just before the cricketball hits the center of the face.
Crying often makes crazy faces, "hey little umbrella, sorry to destroy u with the heavy rain of my CRYFACE!"

onsdag 9. mars 2011

This face speaks for itself. And its not babyfaced.
U think Vacuumfacing is bad eh? Think again - compared to this, its a walk in the face. This guy actually flipped his floober to reveal unseemingly amounts of flaps in tha flop. FlipFloobFlapetiFloFaced!!!

The Disappointment over a loss in Bowling often results in the Face totally getting shock-punctured, thus creating a vacuum INSIDE the Face, blasting out the Facial Air. Like This. VACUUMFACED!

lørdag 5. februar 2011

STRETCHFACED!!! This guy obviously finds something so interesting on FACEFOCUS.blogspot.com, that he goes really far in stretching his face to get closer to it.
Asian Face stretched to the outer limits of chaos
Another Tennisface. Facing the ball, the Tennisface freezes with fear, thus trying to pulverize the ball heading for the face with Laser Eyes.

onsdag 2. februar 2011

SMALLFACED CAT!! Even cats have small faces sometimes. That's why they don't like water, yeah it's a hidden fact, that their face will shrink when water is added into it. (into what? into the FACE!!!)

tirsdag 1. februar 2011

HANDSOME SMALLFACE?!? A smallfaced person mailed us a picture of its face to upload here, claiming smallfaced persons often can be handsome too! What do you think? Face, small or regular? `Maybe you prefer no face at all? 

lørdag 29. januar 2011

Seems like someone likes the Ken character in Street Fighter, except WITH THEIR OWN FACE on. it. KENFACED?!??
This can happen occasionally if you play Tennis, yeah, you can get TENNISFACED! The face probably belongs to Björn Borg or something.
The Loveable Ronald McDonald is about to hit a random stranger. IN THE FACE!!!
During World War 2, even FACES were exposed to unbearable conditions<:`(
This Face is connected to a pipe, leading to a bag, that ends in a long tube beside the face. When operated, the person connected will appear as a Pipeface.
SMALLFACE. Some people have small Faces. This person obviously have a small face.

torsdag 27. januar 2011

Apparently A man's Face got stuck, and you can clearly see the centre of it in the newspaper. The centre of the face.