tirsdag 15. januar 2013

When even the Great Sea itself has a need to create a face, something is clearly wrong in this world. Remember next time you take a swim and spit out water, this one has been inside you ;)
80sface from the late 30s, seemingly unharmed but who knows?!? From the famous gameshow "Wheel of Fish".


Politics and faces often go hand in hand. Here, Mikhael Facetovsky is showing off, just for the dirty sense of pleasure in the face. Pleasurefaced! The face won 97% of the votes.

søndag 6. januar 2013

This is how basketfaces in some regions are all the time during a match. Just in case they will get licked, as a defense system there is also actually a similar much much smaller face in the armpit wich in turn will infect the toungue that licks, and then the tongue also will get a face like that. Many tiny similar faces. As a result there is almost no licking whatsoever in Professional Basketball today. 
You have to give this guy credit. Credits that can be exchanged into real money, so he can buy himself a new perspective! This is all faced up!
A famous face from the cult film TROLL 2, well-known for incredible acting sequenzes, this little boy had to practice for 9 hours every minute, with no water wahtsoever, trying to get each face right. Here is one of the results. No wait, that's two faces there.

fredag 16. desember 2011

Crazy man from Asia tries to eat his own face. This technique was developed by the Mayan Empire and passed onto generations of old people, the whole process takes 97 days from start to finish.
Some poor guy roaming the streets ended up getting a bat stuck in his faces, a shocking turn of events as the mans only purpose was getting a hamburger.

Paraguyan flubberface at the age of 16.

lørdag 26. november 2011

U said u wanted faces? A trait here for all you facelovers out there that knows how to appreciate a good face. From Belarus' Facial Expression Supreme Competition 2009.
In a perfect world, this guys face wouldn't look like a giant thumb.
This brotha sure toughed up his face before he faced the photograph. Look how much fluid the face decides to centralize in the mouths.
U have to be a FACEMASTER to quickly recognize the hyperrealisticwrinkledFace in this pic. Its down there at the bottom.
The aging that ravaged in the middle of Sir Sean Connery's face during the 1970s took a high toll - Eyeshrink in the middle of tha face, doesnt matter if ur a Sir or not when it comes to this..
Classic meltdown between ball & face.

This mustache was originally designed to take over the World, but fell in love with Flippo McAllister here, and has remained in his face ever since they ate dinner at Thanksgiving( At Flippos place).
Some wicked nasty 3D technology from a paralell universe was used to map this face - You think it's a mouse, but then u go like " hey, somethings wrong but I don't know exactly what" and then several weeks later when u stumble back into this u go like "Holy mama its actually a rat!" But guess what? The Rapid abyss of Technology has tricked you yet again, this is actually a real persons FACE that are ingeniously morphed into the mouseface!
Making several different faces by attaching fists into random places in the center of the face.
Carrotface? I think so.

onsdag 5. oktober 2011

Sometimes, faces go wrong. When trying to warp into another dimension and failing in it, the face may come back as a humiliating mutation of numerous faces from these. A horrid nightmare of the faces that maybe our ancestors wanted to be.